He'll make you an offer you can't refuse. Best - and ONLY- deals anywhere! ;) I hope to God somebody on an RP server - hell EACH RP server - makes a <Goblin Mafia> guild and roleplays the hell out of that bad boy.
"I want to congratulate you on your new business and I'm sure you'll do very well and good luck to you. Especially since your interests don't conflict with mine. Now, time is money friend. Keep it real!"

The Gobfather by ~
bluegorgon on
deviantART
Also, the guys on the Cata forums cracked me up with this and I thought I'd share:
You have abandoned [The Gobfather's Offer].
The Gobfather is very displeased. You have let down the family.
You sure you don't want to reconsider?
That's a very beautiful mount. It'd be a shame if something were to happen to it.